(chant) gimme gimme gimme gimme more more more
gimme gimme gimme gimme more more more
(+drums) gimme gimme gimme gimme more more more
gimme gimme gimme gimme more more more
Solo guitar — 4 bars
Guitar, drums, bass — 4 bars
Verse E
Chorus C E C A
CER, they sure fell for our line
Industrial affiliates weren’t too far behind
But they’re small change compared to you, my love
You’ve got the kind of loot we’re dreaming of
We don’t care what you make us do
We’re gonna sell ourselves wholesale to you
We wanna be just like CMU
We wanna roll in it
Can’t you feel our bodies ache and yearn
To earn the kind of bucks that Dijkstra earns
And never mind the social implications
When it comes to cash, ain’t no deliberation
We don’t care what you make us do…
Hey, check out that robot, if you please
It can crush a commie satellite with ease
It withstands sustained nuclear barrages
And in the lab it even gives massages
Berkeley, Stanford, MIT
They all sold out, so why don’t we?
We wanna take off our BVDs
And roll in it
Hey, talk about your strategy & tactics
Ain’t nothing like constructive mathematics
And if you’re hot on natural deduction
You can verify your weapons of destruction
Berkeley, Stanford, MIT…
(guitar solo)
Gimme gimme gimme gimme more more more
Gimme gimme gimme gimme more more more
Gimme gimme gimme gimme more more more
Gimme gimme gimme gimme more more more
Hey Mr. Schultz, you can tell this to the Gipper
We got stuff going on, gonna make him split his zipper
When he sees all that we’ve got goin’ down
He’s gonna move the Pentagon to Collegetown
We don’t care what you make us do…
Berkeley, Stanford, MIT…
VLSI
Intro :A E D E: x4
Verse :A E D E: x8
F C
G D
F C E
D E
Chorus :A E D E: x4
F C
G D
F C E
D E
Extro :A E D E: rpt
A E D
Byzantine generals leave me cold as ice (oh yeah)
I could kiss it all off, you wouldn’t have to ask me twice (oh no)
And temporal logic’s such a bore, it makes me cry (oh yeah)
Just pushing symbols on the page, lord, don’t ask me why (oh no)
I wanna turn back the clock tonight
I wanna leave this place behind
Come on, baby, let me tell you what’s on my mind
(oh baby)
Why don’t we VLSI like we used to do (oh yeah)
River routin’ with you baby was such a groove (oh yeah)
Splittin’ signals in a CMOS grid,
You know it makes me feel so fine
It sends shivers runnin’ up and down my spine
Now I ain’t one to dump no shit on someone else’s dream (oh no)
But zero-knowledge proofs are just the worst idea I ever seen (on yeah)
And voronoi diagrams are not my cup of tea (oh no)
And you know what you can do with all those oracles to separate
the poly-bleeding-nomial hierarchy, baby
It’s a desert of abstraction out there
It stretches far as the eye can see
Come on, baby, take me back to reality
(oh baby)
Why don’t we VLSI like we used to do (oh yeah)
All I wanna do is run my wires through your gorgeous grooves (oh yeah)
I wanna layout all night long
I wanna wrap till the morning light
Come on, baby, let’s fabricate tonight
(a capella)
Why don’t we VLSI like we used to do (oh yeah) x4
(with instruments)
Why don’t we VLSI like we used to do (oh yeah) x4
JUST SAY NO
Intro [E D A] x4
Verse [E D A] x8
[C Dsus4 res] x4
[E D A] x2
Verse
Bridge [C Dsus4 res] x8
[E D A] x2
Verse last time extra [E D A] x2
E
Well you’re dancing at a party
And you’re making all the rounds
When he sidles up beside you
And he looks you up and down
And he says, where have I met you
And you say, I just don’t know
So you dance a couple dances
And his lust begins to show
Well he smells like aqua velva
And his hair is newly mown
He says let’s go in the closet
Where we can be alone
Well you can just say no
Just say no
Well you’re working late one evening
You’ve got a fast deadline to meet
And the boss comes in in his shirtsleeves
No shoes upon his feet
Well he seems a little nervous
As he discreetly shuts the door
He says his wife don’t understand him
Well you’ve heard that song before
Then he spills a box of paperclips
So very carelessly
And he kneels down to pick them up
With his hand upon your knee
Well you can just say no
Just say no
Well you can look back at your life someday
When you’re pushing 85
And you can count those precious moments
That made it great to be alive
Well they didn’t come so often
They were few and far between
And you can say with pride that you let them slide
In the name of decency
Because you just said no
You just said no
Baby you know I’m different
Well I’m not that kind of man
I’m not just interested
In another one night stand
You know I really want to love you
And I really am sincere
I’ll be sensitive to all your needs
And I’ll never touch a beer
Baby don’t let it slip away
It’s only nature, can’t you see
We were destined for this moment
So baby don’t say no to me
Baby don’t say no
Don’t say no
Don’t say no
Don’t say no
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