Terry is a recluse, he’s a misfit
Terry never goes out, he’s a hermit
A lonely lonely dude
Terry won’t answer the phone or the door
& we don’t see Terry no more
No-one can contact Terry anymore
A life of solitude
[Chorus:]
Hello…. this is Terry talking
Terry talking, talking all alone
Hello… this is Terry Talking
on the answer phone… Terry’s not at home
Terry is a plonker, Terry is a nut
Locked in the house with the curtains shut
No-one can contact Terry…
Hello… [guitar bit]
Hello…