I want a girl with
A mind like a diamond
I want a girl who
Knows what’s best
I want a girl with
Shoes that cut
And eyes that burn
Like cigarettes
I want a girl with
The right allocations
Who’s fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She’s playing
With her jewellery
She’s putting up her hair
She’s touring the facilities
And picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt
And a long jacket
I want a girl who
Gets up early
I want a girl who
Stays up late
I want a girl with
Uninterupted prosperity
Who used a machete
To cut through red tape