. Performed by: Primus
I ain’t one for poetry, ain’t one for prose,
Ain’t one for the scent of a spring-time rose,
But there is one fact that i do know,
I sure get a kick outta that beavis and butt-head show.
Today i turned my tv on
What is it i do see?
Two crazy-ass cartoon sons of bitches
Starin’ on back at me.
I said «what the hell is this?»
Lern said «boy don’t cha know,
The world’s gone crazy
Over that there beavis and butt-head show.
Talk about calatrition,
Now i can go with that,
I’d be goin’ for frog baseball
But i’m inclined to use a cat.
But normally i’m a stooge’s man
Like larry, curly, and moe.
But now and then i get a chuckle
Watchin’ the beavis and butt-head show.
Known just for a bottle change,
Now there’s a hell of a band.
They got that real sound
That’s been sweepin’ across the land.
There ain’t no cheesy shotguns,
And that’s too bad for me,
If i had my way of tv places
Then a-that’s-a easy.
I ain’t nothin’ special
I’m your average kind of man.
I like frosty barley pops
And i drink ’em right outta the can.
I give a rat’s ass about poetry
And not a damn about prose,
I sure do get a kick outta
Them beavis and butt-head shows.
* hey beavis..
% what?
* i was just like, uhh, thinking and stuff, huh huh, it was pretty cool.
% yeah, i’m gonna try that, heh heh..
* huh huh, tv’s cool.
% yeah, yeah, tv rules, it rules! heh, yeah, heh heh..
* hey beavis, i heard that pretty soon they’re gonna have, like 500
channels. huh huh, that’s gonna be cool.
% really? heh heh, that would be cool. heh heh..
* you know what would be really cool though? if like, one of the channels
didn’t suck.
% yeah, but like, if one of ’em didn’t suck, then why would you need the other
umm.. 3 hundred and twenty-seven.. heh heh..
* because, you know, all those tv shows that suck, it’s like, you have to put
’em somewhere, huh huh.. you can’t put ’em on the cool channel. huh huh..
% yeah, yeah, they should call it the cool channel.. heh heh..