My name is Mud
Not to be confused with Bill or Jack
Or Pete or Dennis.
My name is mud and it’s always
Been…
’cause I’m the most boring sons-a-
Bitch you’ve ever seen.
I dress in blue—yes navy blue.
>From head to toe I’m rather drab,
Except my patent shoes.
I make ’em shine, well most the time,
‘cept today my feet are troddin’ on
By this friend of mine.
Six foot two and rude as hell.
I got to get him in the ground before
