Today’s the Macy’s Day parade
The night of the living dead is on it’s way
With a credit report for duty call
It’s a lifetime guarantee
Stuffed in a coffin, 10% more free
Red light special at the mausoleum
Give me something that I need
Satifaction guaranteed to you
What’s the consolation prize?
Economy sized dreams of hope
When I was a kid, I thought
I wanted all the things that I haven’t got
Oh, but I learned the hardest way
Then I realized what it took
To tell the difference between thieves and crooks
A lesson learned to me and you
Give me something that I need
Satisfaction guaranteed