You smoke your Cuban cigars
You align yourself with Russia
You’ve survived attempts at assassination
And you’ve done it without procrastination
Dictatorship is for life
Not just for Christmas
You own your own private beach
You fell over after a speech
You rigged your own country’s Lotto
But you always stuck by your motto
Dictatorship is for life
Not just for Christmas
You get your ham from a place in Spain.
They fly it in by aeroplane.
You burn your pants
You don’t wash them.
Just incase somebody wants to kill you
So I believe thee
It’s not easy
Being a dictator for so long.
Cause Dictatorship is for life
Not just for Christmas
Yeah..
