From: [email protected] (Loyd Gattis)
«Yoda» — «Weird Al» Yankovic
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I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
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Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated
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Soda S-O-D-A soda
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I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
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I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said
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Yoda Y-O-D-A Yoda Yo yo yo yo Yoda
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Well I’ve been around but I ain’t never seen
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A guy who looks like a Muppet but he’s wrinkled and green
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Oh my Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda
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Well I’m not dumb but I can’t understand
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How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
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Oh my Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda
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Well I left home just a week before
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And I never ever been a Jedi before
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But Obi-wan, he set me straight of course
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He said, «Go to Yoda and he’ll show you the Force.»
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Well, I’m not the kind that would argue with Ben
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So it looks like I’m gonna start all over again with my
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Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda
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Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda
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So I used the Force
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I picked up a box
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I lifted some rocks
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While I stood on my head
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But I won’t forget what Yoda said
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He said, «Luke, stay away from the darker side,
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And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide.»
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Oh, my Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda
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I know Darth Vader’s really got you annoyed
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But, remember if you kill him then you’ll be unemployed
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Oh, my Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda
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Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
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So I’m gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess
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But I know that I’ll be coming back some day
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I’ll be playing this part till I’m old and gray
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The long-term contract I had to sign
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Says I’ll be making these movies till the end of time
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Oh, my Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda
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Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda
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Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda
(repeat until tired)
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