Drinking Yukon Jack in a Northwestern bar
I noticed her eyes and the size of her scars
I got a little closer just to be near
When I hear her scream out for another two beers
Gathered my courage and told her she was fine
Found she worked with Nature and I lost my mind
Tree huggers suck but I caught a whiff of gas
She told me her job and knocked me on my ass
She was a chainsaw mama
Working in the forest green
A chainsaw mama
the best woman I’ve ever seen
What a chainsaw mama
Cutting trees all day
A chainsaw mama
and she wants my log today
She talked low and hard about her hearty job
Enough to make enviromentalists sob
Then she grabbed me tight and told me her desire
For me to take her out and set her woods afire.
We left that bar headed for the Great North Woods
And in that chilly air she showed me her goods.
I’d better be hot, she had no time for fools
Or she will drop me flat for her power tools.
She’s just a chainsaw mama
the kind you’d like to please
A chainsaw mama
Arms as thick as trees
My lovely chainsaw mama
More than just a fling
A hearty chainsaw mama
Love her axe swing
Sawdust flew up into the cold night air
she won three of five falls but she don’t fight fair
I pinned her once, but she flashed me her tattoo
And I lost it when I read «Paul Bunyan was here too!»
If you’ve got the strength and the stamina friend
Come to the Great Northwest where the land just ends
And find yourself a lucious logging babe
And never ever try to misbehave
cause she’s a chainsaw mama
don’t screw em up pal
Oh lovely chainsaw mama
Or you’ll end up like the spotted owl
Gas powered Chainsaw mama
My heart and groin both stir
For my chainsaw mama
Whenever she cries «Timber!»
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