Last night I went to bed with my head on a street corner curb
Some kinda fool kicked me awake and I thought it was an elephant herd
Well I made it to flathouse paid my last to lay my body down
Check out time came too soon be broken and blew downton
And I said hey hey woman come see what’s left to your man
Hey hey woman come see what’s left to your man
Yeah I woke up this morning had me two hundred dollars with the shakes
Took me two days to drink up a check but it took me two weeks to make
Well I got two days of whiskers gotta have a drink before I shave
I’m shakin’ so bad and I’m cut and thrown and I ain’t ready for my grave
And I say hey hey woman…
Well if I ever get back on my feet I ain’t never gonna drink no more gin
Hey there boy show me a little mercy let my head mole jump back again
Well all right you stufferin’ fools I’m a best worker you ever had
If you don’t want me diggin’ in your ditch it sure ain’t gonna make me mad
I say hey hey woman…
Hey hey woman…
Hey hey woman…