There’s a fella from a film
reminds me of Duncan Goodewe
but he’s not a proper skinhead
cause he hasn’t got a tattoo
He’s not as wise as he seems
coz he’s just an actor
he’s a dunce, I’ve never seen
him on the Krypton Factor
We all rinse in Silvercrin
to keep our head clean
but we know that Yul’s not
a common human being
coz he uses Mr Sheen…
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Yul Brynner, Yul Brynner,
they say he’s a skinhead
but we know that it’s a lie
Yul Brynner, Yul Brynner
he is just a baldy geezer
from the Kink & I,
Yul BBBBB Brynner
Yul Brynner was a skinhead
they said on the News,
but I’ve never seen Yul Brynner
wearing Doctor Martens shoes
His only claim to fame was that
he had a shiney nut
But I would look just the same
if I had my hair cut
We all rinse in Silvercrin…
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