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Victory if Glenda she, had a baby, oooeee,
Things were looking gloomy and Glenda she was sad,
Kevin had been out with Carol Sands,
But Glenda she though surely,
It can’t be that bad, if I had a baby,
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Glenda went round to the doctors the next day,
You can’t have a baby, that’s what he said,
Glenda did not give up she’s got this book to read,
Of how to have a test tube baby….
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Glenda’s Dad had just died and she was unhappy,
If only she could have a baby,
So to the disapproval of Kevin and his mam,
She signed up for a baby…
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