Now I wanna wrestle in the garden
I’m on my way to stardom
I know I’m ready I know I’m great
But first I’ve got to get in shape
Cause I got my eye on the Russian Bear
Gonna tear him up I swear
This guy thinks he’s the champion
Gonna take his belt and gonna beat him!
I’m the crusher king of the ring (4x)
I’m ready for a match with the Russian Bear
Gonna pile drive him pull his hair
I might have a foreign object in my trunks
I might have to use on that punk
Got the hardest hold you can put on anyone
If you’re my victim you’re beaten
I’m a lean mean fighting machine
Powerful and strong like King Kong
I’m the crusher king of the ring (4x)
Started having second thoughts I was scared as hell