Don’t pick it up, yo!
I saw a little kid
As he walked around
He picked a candy bar up
Off the ground
He chowed about an half
Then his face turned blue
Turned out that candybar was doogy-doo
CHORUS:
Who-oh!
Don’t pick it up I say
Who-oh!
Unless you can throw it away
Who-oh!
Don’t pick it up I say
You’re gonna be bummed that you went that way
You’re out the makin’ bacon
No scrutiny
You mess around too much
And you got VD
You know you never think
And you’re sore today
You’re gonna take it back to California
CHORUS:
Who-oh!
Don’t pick it up I say
Who-oh!
Unless you can throw it away
Who-oh!
Don’t pick it up I say
You’re gonna be bummed that you went that way
Don’t pick it up, pick it up, pick it up,
My friend was kinda hurtin’
For a girl to try
He saw one that looked like Pat
On saturday night live
I had a pair of thingies
But a mustache too
Not clearly male nor female
So now what to do
CHORUS:
Who-oh!
Don’t pick it up I say
Who-oh!
Unless you can throw it away
Who-oh!
Don’t pick it up I say
You’re gonna be bummed that you went that way