That’s a hell of a hat that you’re wearing
It goes real well with the earring
Five through the nose, bold and daring
You’ve got to pardon me if I’m staring
Man, I really dig your shoes
Fat fade and fresh tattoos
Bet the females can’t refuse
And if I’m staring please excuse
Sharpest motherfucker in the joint
The other motherfuckers stop and point
The gear you wear seems complete
Why you gotta pack the heat
We question one accessory
Don’t think the piece is necessary
We agree you’re dressed to kill
But wonder if you will
Hell of a hat you’re sporting Jack
Diamond cuff links and a sweet tie tack
The pocket watch must’ve set you back
You’re the man, man, you’re the mack
The pinstriped number, me oh my, that’s rude
And that’s a hell of an attitude
You made the scene and set the mood
I’m only starring ’cause I’m a nervous dude
Sharpest motherfucker, we repeat
The other motherfuckers can’t compete
The clothes you choose are stylish
Whe you gotta wear the gun
We question one accessory
Don’t think the piece is necessary
We agree you’re dressed to kill
But wonder if you will