WOKE UP THIS MORNING, STARTED TO SNEEZE
I HAD A CIGARRETE AND A CUP OF TEA
I LOOKED IN THE MIRROR, WHAT DID I SEE?
A NINE STONE WEAKLKING WITH KNOBLY KNEES
I DID MY KNEES BEND PRESS UPS TOUCH MY TOES
I HAD ANOTHER SNEEZE AND I BLEW MY NOSE
I LOOKED IN THE MIRROR AT MY PIGEON CHEST
I HAD TO PUT ON MY CLOTHES BECAUSE IT MADE ME DEPRESSED
SURELY THERE MUST BE A WAY
FOR ME TO CHANGE THE SHAPE I’M IN
DISSATISFIED IS WHAT I AM
I WANT TO BE A BETTER MAN
SUPERMAN SUPERMAN, WISH I COULD FLY LIKE SUPERMAN
SUPERMAN SUPERMAN, I WANT TO BE LIKE SUPERMAN
I WANT TO BE LIKE SUPERMAN
SUPERMAN SUPERMAN, WISH I COULD FLY LIKE SUPERMAN
WOKE UP THIS MORNING, WHAT DID I SEE?
A BIG BLACK CLOUD HANGING OVER ME
I SWITCHED ON THE RADIO AND NEARLY DROPPED DEAD
THE NEWS WAS SO BAD THAT I FELL OUT OF BED
THERE WAS A GAS STRIKE, OIL STRIKE, LORRY STRIKE, BREAD STRIKE
GOT TO BE A SUPERMAN TO SURVIVE
GAS BILLS, RENT BILLS, TAX BILLS, PHONE BILLS
I’M SUCH A WRECK BUT I’M STAYING ALIVE
HEY GIRL WE’VE GOT TO GET OUT OF THIS PLACE
THER’S GOT TO BE SOMETHING BETTER THAN THIS
I NEED YOU, BUT I HATE TO SEE YOU THIS WAY
IF I WERE SUPERMAN THEN WE’D FLY AWAY
I’D REALLY LIKE TO CHANGE THE WORLD
AND SAVE IT FROM THE MESS IT’S IN
I’M TOO WEAK, I’M SO THIN
I’D LIKE TO FLY BUT I CAN’T EVEN SWIM
SUPERMAN SUPERMAN, I WANT TO FLY LIKE SUPERMAN
SUPERMAN SUPERMAN, WISH I COULD FLY LIKE SUPERMAN
SUPERMAN SUPERMAN, WISH I COULD FLY LIKE SUPERMAN
SUPERMAN SUPERMAN, I WANT TO BE LIKE SUPERMAN
SUPERMAN SUPERMAN, I WANT TO FLY LIKE SUPERMAN
@SONG: LOW BUDGET
CHEAP IS SMALL AND NOT TOO STEEP
BUT BEST OF ALL CHEAP IS CHEAP
CIRCUMSTANCE HAS FORCED MY HAND
TO BE A CUT PRICE PERSON IN A LOW BUDGET LAND
TIMES ARE HARD BUT WE’LL ALL SURVIVE
I JUST GOT TO LEARN TO ECONOMIZE
I’M ON A LOW LOW BUDGET!
I’M ON A LOW LOW BUDGET!
I’M NOT CHEAP, YOU UNDERSTAND
I’M JUST A CUT PRICE PERSON IN A LOW BUDGET LAND
EXCUSE MY SHOES THEY DON’T QUITE FIT
THEY’RE A SPECIAL OFFER AND THEY HURT ME A BIT
EVEN MY TROUSERS ARE GIVING ME PAIN
THEY WERE SO REDUCED IN A SALE SO I SHOULDN’T COMPLIN
THEY SQEEZE ME SO TIGHT SO I CAN’T TAKE NO MORE
THEY’RE SIZE 28 BUT I TAKE 34
I’M ON A LOW LOW BUDGET!
WHAT DID YOU SAY
I’M ON A LOW LOW BUDGET!
I THOUGHT YOU SAY THAT
I’M ON A LOW LOW BUDGET!
I’M A CUT PRICE PERSON IN A LOW BUDGET LAND
I’M SHOPPING AT WOOLWORTH AND LOW DISCOUNT STORES
I’M DROPPING MY STANDARDS SO THAT I CAN BUY MORE
LOW BUDGET SURE KEEPS ME ON MY TOES
I COUNT EVERY PENNY AND I WATCH WHERE IT GOES
WE’RE ALL ON OUR UPPERS WE’RE ALL GOING SKINT
I USED TO SMOKE CIGARS BUT NOW I SUCK POLO MINTS
I’M ON A LOW LOW BUDGET!
WHAT DID YOU SAY
YEAH I’M ON A LOW LOW BUDGET!
I THOUGHT YOU SAID THAT
I’M ON A LOW LOW BUDGET!
LOW BUDGET LOW BUDGET
ART TAKES TIME, TIME IS MONEY
MONEY’S SCACE AND THAT AIN’T FUNNY
MILLIONAIRES ARE THINGS OF THE PAST
WE’RE IN LOW BUDGETVILLE WHERE NOTHING CAN LAST
MONEY’S RARE THERE’S NONE TO BE FOUND
SO DON’T THINK I’M TIGHT IF I DON’T BUY A ROUND
I’M ON A LOW LOW BUDGET!
WHAT DID YOU SAY
YES I’M ON A LOW LOW BUDGET!
I THOUGHT YOU SAID THAT
I’M ON A LOW LOW BUDGET!
I’M A CUT PRICE PERSON IN A LOW BUDGET LAND
I’M ON A LOW LOW BUDGET!
SAY IT AGAIN
LOW BUDGET
ONE MORE TIME
LOW BUDGET
