A Valentine’s Day party,
I didn’t think you’d show.
You don’t like making entrances alone.
You’ve got a new friend.
You’ve got a new friend.
Likes to go to movies.
Likes to drink red wine.
Sounds familiar, better hold on tight:
a film school drunk can be so hard to find.
You got a new friend.
You got a new friend.
And the two of you don’t ever seem to part…
You got a new friend ooh.
You got a new friend, now I’m the odd man gone.
You got a new friend.
You got a new friend, I know.
And your mom’s got you convinced that he’s the one.
He’s all you need, so forget me – marry him at once.
But if you ever change your mind…
I could still buy that box of wine.
I still have your copy of Harold and Maude.
But you got a new friend.
Yeah, you got a new friend.