Prawn cocktail black forest gateau, eggs and gammon with a bottle of lambrusco,
this is opulent luxury, I’m as happy as a pig in shit could be!
You keep your cordon bleu, and your seedless grapes,
you know where you can stick your brown eggs!
Bridge: I just want what every man wants,
a nibble on your vol-au-vents…and a pint!
Chorus: (x2)
(So Just) Shake shake shake like a lettuce leaf,
shake it til the slugs fall off!
I like simple things, meaty pies!
I like potato chips and I like my sushi deep fried.
never could pronounce houderves,
cannot speak the language of love!
Bridge: I just want what every man wants,
a nibble on your vol-au-vents…and a pint!
Chorus x 2
(solo)
Repeat Chorus (x4)
