I pulled my groin
It’s the very best injury
Though I’m walking daintily
I pulled my groin
I pulled my groin
When people ask, «It hurts you where?»
I say «Put your hand right there»
I pulled my groin
I pulled my groin
I pulled my groin
Though I do not enjoy walking
I am really happy talking
’bout my groin
I pulled my groin
I pulled my groin
It’s the treatment that I love
Because I’ve bought some oil to rub
I pulled my groin
I pulled my groin
Unless we’re in playoff time
When I’ve got a lower body injury that
Will have to be a game time decision
I pulled my groin
It hurts me when I skate
but not when I mastur.. hills
I pulled my groin
I pulled my groin
