I’m just a practical kind of joker, just a joker
Hey!…
Do you remember the time I tied your shoelaces together
And you tripped over and fell flat on your face and how we all laughed?
Ha-ha-hey!
[chorus 1:]
I don’t believe in doing things by halves,
people think I’m crazy, but I’m really daft
I’ll do anything to get a laugh
daytime — nighttime — yeah I’m — practical joker. whoo-ooh!
I’ll pull your leg if you pull mine
I’ll laugh at your jokes if you laugh at mine
Ha-ha-ha…
[chorus 2:]
I do believe in my bag of tricks
I’ll do anything to get my kicks
Everybody in laughing fits
daytime — nighttime — yeah I’m — practical joker
Nin-nin-nin….. whoo-ooh
Come on now, join in, come on
Nin-nin-nin….. whoo-ooh
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch back
I’ll climb your tree if you climb mine
Ha-ha-ha…
Hey-hey! ok whose the wise guy?
I’m just a practical kind of joker, just a joker
I’m just a practical kind of joker, regular bloke yeah
Ha-ha-ha… whoo-ooh
Hey killjoy!
Do you remember the time your cigarette stuck in the gap
In your front teeth and I put it out
With the fire extinguisher and a cup of hot coffee?
Hey-hey! come on now
Nin-nin-nin… whoo-ooh
Daytime — nighttime — yeah I’m — Practical Joker
Daytime — nighttime — yeah I’m — Practical Joker