if I live my life
in a beer commercial
surrounded by creeps
wondering why (2X)
wondering why o why o why
must the earth smell like shit
and if I live my life
in a beer commercial
I’d live near the water
where the babes are hot
and the men are men
where there is no … (3X)
why must the earth smell like shit?
the creeps are the only reality there (4X)