Check out the new girl at the office, she started yesterday
Finally got a reason to go to work besides my pay-
Check out the new girl at the office, they all say she’s quite a cutie
Ten years in this cubicle, and I’ve never seen such beauty
The new girl at the office, I dig her demographic
On her walk down to the subway, I wave to her from traffic
Now the new girl at the office, knows nothing ’bout my life
But I think of her when I go home, to my screaming kids and wife
Check out the new girl at the office, and tell me what you think
And don’t you make a crude remark about dipping your pen in company ink
The new girl at the office, with the overhead projector
When some fool says her plan won’t work, I rise up to protect her
Now the new girl at the office, knows nothing ’bout my life
But I think of her when I go home, to my screaming kids and wife
I should respond to the boss’ email, he wants to do away with casual day
But my mind’s on a certain female, who smiles at me in the hallway
Now the new girl at the office, found a better job downtown
I wrote ???we’re gonna miss you,??? when they passed her card around
Now the new girl at the office, knew nothing ’bout my life
I still think of her when I go home, to my screaming kids and wife
