Don’t you see that people
Will like you for who you are
‘Cause like is like a sitcom, a senior prom
And I’m OK and you’re OK
Grade A — 10-4 — roger — over and out
Listen up — check it out
There’s something ugly inside of you
There’s a big empty hole inside of you
There’s something creepy crawling on your brain
There’s something in you
It’s red white and blue inside of you
As long as you don’t have
Lots of zits or small tits
Or crooked teeth
Then you won’t be a freak, a wildebeaste
And people won’t tape signs onto your back
Or beat the crap out of you
Or ignore your sorry ass
