From: [email protected]
Date: Fri, 12 Jan 1996 22:14:11 -0500
Subject: CRD: «Jeannie’s Got a Problem With Her Uterus,» Screeching Weasel
«Jeannie’s Got a Problem With Her Uterus»
performed by Screeching Weasel
written by Ben Weasel
(C) 1992 No Budget Productions
(P) 1992 Lookout! Records
from the Lookout! Records release Wiggle (LK 63 LP/CS/CD)
transcribed by Mike Ripplinger ([email protected])
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[«Jeannie’s Got a Problem With Her Uterus»
[ A / E / D ] x4
[Verse]:
A D A E
Jeannie’s having problems with her ovaries
A D E
She’s got trouble with her tubes
A D A E
If you go past her vagina and her cervix you will find
A D E
A completely empty room
[Chorus]:
A G
Cause Jeannie’s got a problem with her uterus
D
Her uterus is useless
A G
Jeannie’s got a problem with her uterus
D
Her uterus is useless
[Verse]:
Her physician injected fluids in her private parts
But she just won’t believe
That the efforts to erradicate her female trouble
Will cause her to conceive
[Repeat Chorus]
A D E A D E
Jeannie isn’t ovulating, Jeannie isn’t ovulating
A D E A E D
Jeannie isn’t ovulating now
A E
No simple yeast or bladder infection could compare
G D A
To the pain that Jeannie’s going through this year
E
Her husband’s sperm was studied and swiftly passed the test
G D A
Now Jeannie’s operation must commence
E G A(12th)
Artificial insemination can’t
E G A(12th)
Fertilize poor Jeannie’s rotten eggs
[ A / E / D ] x4
[Verse]:
Jeannie isn’t ovulating even though
She took all the proper pills
Jeannie wants a baby but she cannot pay
The gigantic doctor bills
[Repeat Chorus twice]
[End on A]
Lead
E————————————————————
B————————————————————
G—9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9—
…husbands sperm was studied and swiftly passed the test
E——————————————-
B——————————————-
G—9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9—
Now Jeannie’s operation must commence
E—————————————————-
B———-10————-10————————-
G—9-9-9-9———9-9-9-9——-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9—
Arti — fic — ial insemmination can’t
E——————————————————————|
B———-10————10————-10—————————|
G—9-9-9-9——9-9-9-9——-9-9-9-9——9-9-9-9-9-9————-|
D—————————————————————7—|
Fer — ti — lize poor Jeannie’s rotten eggs Yeah!