Number nine will put you on the spot.
Number nine will tie you up in a knot.
When you’re trying, multiplyin’ by nine
You might give it everything you got
And still be stopped.
If you don’t know some secret
Way you can check on,
You’ll break your neck on
Naughty number nine.
Cause you must have some secret
Way you can beat it,
Or else you’ll %need it%
With naughty number nine.