(Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together, for William Techqwyn!)
Wiley- (Eski boy, oi, shake a leg, shake a leg)
oi! dan! wot’d ya call dis?
why have u got me spitting on this?
i dont usually spit on tracks like this
but its just the start & im starting to like it
watch producers try buy me
if u like it, dont fight it
dance with ur grandma
il b dancing with ur auntie
(i bet ur uncle cant wait for the SWITCH!)
now i move on to ur girlfriend
me dancing with ur girl
its like hell friend
im getting randy
do u know what could be handy
a little glass of brandy
now im standing with big big mandy
shaking a leg in the middle of the dancefloor
im giving her what she asked for
she got a hardback wined
what more can she ask for?
Chorus
Come and shake a leg with me Oh!
p-p-p-p-please shake a leg with me Oh!
come and shake a leg with me
oh-oh-oh-oh- shake a leg with me
whoa!
(ladies and gentlemen, lets have a warm welcome for our next performer, Jose Fernandez!)
Skippa- (skippa, Esta Loca, hola! OK)
This is a local to flow to
got a spanish flow to wiggle ur toe to
come and shake a leg for a giggle
grab ur keys, i got a knees up to go to
tap shoes, black shoes any clapped shoes
going for the nitros and the free booze
in a shirt u nicked off Rodrigo
roll tight in a nylon tuxedo
red hot chilli peppers, hot jalepenos
mamas in hotpants tighter than speedos
left, right, forward, backwards we go
lambada witha chica
spitting image of deebo
i do the salsa with all the old fogies
eating runny guacomole, green like bogies
this is a sound that i dont mind either
shaking a leg with a funny old geezer!
Chorus
Come and shake a leg with me oh!
p-p-p-p-please shake aleg with me oh!
come and shake a leg with me
oh-oh-oh-oh-shake a leg with me
whoa!
(ladies and gentlemen, will u please put ur hands together for the Ethnal from Bethnal)
Scratchy- (scratch, eiiiiiiii, eiiiiiiii)
wot?
this sounds like the job for me,
the ethnal from bethnal shaking a l-e-g
which l-e-g
third l-e-g
yeah! im a wrong’un
known to be a liberty
like him, i cant see me sitting on this
but i like music so im spittin on this
he chose me to come and spit all over this one
and have a little wander around and get drunk
whatever the weather, i’ll make bars
make chedder, drive cars with leather
so dont ask who’s clever, who’s clever?
we’re clever and im clever
he’s clever, she’s clever, SMART!
cus she’s out and about with no fella
and after a pump of the stella
i feel leather
now she’s over the wall, she’s up weather
she’s on the big mix
now or never and she makes me feel better
Chorus
come and shake a leg with me oh!
p-p-p-p-please shake a leg with me oh!
come and shake a leg with me oh!
oh-oh-oh-oh shake a leg with me oh!
whoa!
