Mark
Valentine’s Day…Pan across the empty lot. Roger’s down at Mimi’s
where he’s been for almost two months — tho’ he talks about selling
his guitar and getting out of here. (Still jealous of Benny)… God
knows where Collins and Angel are…Could be that new Shanty Town by
the river or a suite at the Plaza…Maureen and Joanne are rehearsing.
That is if they’re speaking this week…Me? I’m here. Nowhere.
Maureen
Every single day
I walk down the street
I hear people say,
«Baby’s so sweet»
Ever since puberty
Everybody stares at me
Boys — girls
I can’t can’t help it baby
So be kind
Don’t lose your mind
Just remember that I’m your baby
Take me for what I am
Who I was meant to be
And if you give a damn
Take me baby or leave me
Take me baby or leave me
A tiger in a cage
Can never see the sun
This diva needs her stage
Baby — let’s have fun!
You are the one I choose
Folks’d kill to fill your shoes
You love the limelight too, baby
So be mine
Or don’t waste my time
Cryin’ — «Honeybear — are you still my baby?»
Take me for what I am
Who I was meant to be
And if you give a damn
Take me baby or leave me
No way — can I be what I’m not
But hey — don’t you want your girl hot!
Don’t fight — don’t lose your head
Cause every night — who’s in your bed?
Who’s in your bed, baby?
Kiss, Pookie.
Joanne
It won’t work.
I look before I leap
I love margins and discipline
I make lists in my sleep
Baby what’s my sin?
Never quit — I follow through
I hate mess — but I love you
What to do
With my impromptu baby
So be wise
This girl satisfies
You’ve got a prize
But don’t compromise
You’re one lucky baby
Take me for what I am
Maureen
A control freak
Joanne
Who I was meant to be
Maureen
A snob — yet over-attentive
Joanne
And if you give a damn
Maureen
A lovable, droll geek
Joanne
Take me baby or leave me
Maureen
And anal retentive
Both
That’s it!
Joanne
The straw that breaks my back
Both
I quit
Joanne
Unless you take it back
Both
Women
Maureen
What is it about them?
Both
Can’t live —
With them —
Or without them!
Take me for what I am
Who I was meant to be
And if you give a damn
Take me baby or leave me
Take me baby
Or leave me
Guess I’m leavin’
I’m gone!
