All of the credit and none of the blame
I came home to an empty flat
She’d left me a note and taken the cat
The cord that they knotted to keep us apart
Could never be broken: it was tied to my heart
She grew thin and i grew fat
She left me and that was that
I’m thinking of renting a villa in france
A french girl has offered to give me a chance
Or maybe i’ll take an excursion to spain
And buy a revolver and blow out my brains