Let me tell you ’bout a friend of mine
His name’s Boll Weevil check him out
He spends all day on his big butt
And he don’t ever ever get outside
I come to visit
I bring some sunshine
And I just spread it all over the fire
He’s stuck on his big couch
Stuck in his big shell
He looks at the TV and he’s all right
I come from the Drug [Lo’](?) the local drug store
Bug is a fly, baby, he’s never on time
And I wonder
Boll Weevil why don’t ya get out of your home?
He said I’m comfortable here I don’t wanna move I don’t wanna leave
I said, Boll Weevil get right out of your home
Goodbye I gotta stay up, some other day, bye bye, gotta go asleep and
Let the tube shine
Let the tube shine
Let the tube shine
Let the tube shine
Now, I’d tell you about Boll Weevil, but that bug is just too scary
He’s sittin’ there all alone
I tried to coax him out with my chocolate pie
But he would not move a muscle when I tried
To make him see that the sun is shining outside (5x)
Boll Weevil get right out of your home
Boll Weevil get right out of your home
Boll Weevil get right out of your home
Boll Weevil get right out of your home
Now, I would tell you about Boll Weevil but that bug is just too scary