He scares easily
It makes him so angry
At me
And his head spins around
Just like the Exorcist and I
Find it ever so
Hard to resist his cries
But there’s nothing more sadistic than an infant
Waving his pistol in my face
He wants me right down on my knees
Crumbling in disgrace
But he underestimates my mind
I know he’s messing with my head
My only weakness is
I can’t believe the guy could be entirely dead
CHORUS:
You can’t talk to a psycho like a normal human being!!!!
You can’t talk to a psycho like a normal human being!!!!
Trigger happy jack
You’re gonna blow
But I’m gonna get off
Before you go!
My trigger happy jack
Is just a drive by a go-go
And after a while he calms down
And he looks at me like a prince
But I know I better bite the bullet
Cuz it’s just another one of his
Jedi mind tricks
Well this ain’t no head trip honey
This is a collision on the road
And you’ve got me feeling oh just like a road kill
But you know deep down I know
(CHORUS REPEATS)
Why do you make me feel like this?
Why do you gotta be such a dick?
Why do you make me feel like this?
Why do you gotta be such a dick?
And I hate myself
Just enough to want him
And I hate him just enough to get off
But I understand him
Maybe I’m just crazy enough
To love him
Why not?
(REPEAT 5x)
You can’t talk to a psycho like a normal human being!!!!