Blind date with the chancer
We had oysters and dry lancers
When the check arrived we went dutchdutchdutchdutch
A redder shade of neck on a whiter shade of trash
And this emory board is giving me a rash
I’m flat out
You’re so beautiful to look at when you cry
Freezedon’t move
You’ve been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation
Of the sequel to your life.
A shady lane — everybody wants one
A shady lane — everybody needs one
Oh my godoh my godoh my godoh my god
Oh my godoh your godoh his godover god
It’s everybody’s godit’s everybody’s godit’s everybody’s godit’s
Everybody’s god
The worlds collidebut all that we want is a shady lane
Glancedon’t stare
Soon you’re being told to recognize your heirs
Nonot me — I’m an island of such great complexity
Stress surrounds in the muddy peaceful center of this town
Tell me off in the hotel lobby right in front of all the bellboys and the
Over-friendly concierge
A shady lane — everybody wants one
A shady lane — everybody needs one
Oh my godoh my godoh my godoh my god
Oh my godoh your godoh his godoh her god
It’s everybody’s godit’s everybody’s godit’s everybody’s godit’s
Everybody’s god
The worlds collidebut all that I want is a shady lane.