You better get ready for a big surprise
you think its almost over but it’s only the rise
mental message via visual contact
louder than any other sexual soundtrack
(chito)more margarita from my cute seniorita
triple the tequila just to heighten up the flavor
chuggin down on my JNB
while checkin out the parts of my dates anatomy
forget the brains forget the personality
what im after is your effect on my gravity
like trinity flyin high with her kicks and controlling the game with my heavy duty joystick
You better get ready for a big surprise
you think its almost over but it’s only the rise
mental message via visual contact
louder than any other sexual soundtrack
Flip the tip as we skip to the next trip
flashin some cash and some rockstar bullshit
movin in for the thrill movin in for the kill
i got us a room in a fancy hotel and
we got everything we need a big bag of money
a bigger bag of wheat and we try to impress as you start to undress stop the press we need to get this
You better get ready for a big surprise
you think its almost over but it’s only on the rise
mental message via visual contact
louder than any other sexual soundtrack
I like to keep it going cause i got it going on
but it’s vinchi’s turn on the microphone so…
(ahem)
my name is vinchi and i am neat
i love pretty girls and i love to eat
i made this rap from my mind and i am very very kind
i like to drive fast in fancy cars and chicks dig me like chocolate bars
you say i’m bad but i am good so shut up now and eat some food
tsong ano bang problema mo ayusin mo naman
lagyan mo naman ng tono para kang nangangatwiran
ano bang inaatupag mo sa bago mong apartment
sampung taon kanang sikat wala ka parin bang ibang talent
tsong ano bang sinasabi mo mali ang sinasabi mo
magaling akong kumanta alam mo ba yung picha pie
kung sa bagay mahusay nga naman yung picha pie
gamit ang boses mong pamatay nilagyan mo ng kulay
ang kanta diba kahit ikaw ang gumawa
alam natin mas okay nung ako ang kumanta
tsong naman please lang wag ka nang magyabang
at alam mo naman na pang backup ka lang
at ilan na ba ang talagang nagawa mong kanta
ilan…
wala eh ano ngayon
Alam naman nating lahat na si Vinch naman talaga dapat
ang vocalist ng parokya band the parokya ni edgar….
teka lang one minute pwede bang pakiulit
maaaring may lamang ka sa paligo subalit
bakit mo naman nasabi na ikaw ang nararapat
eh ni isang kanta man lang wala kang naisulat
ehh ba’t ung ibang singers naman kahit hndi niya sinulat ang kinakantang kanta nila ay sobra kung sumikat
tulad ko,at ni kino, at ni benedict aquino na wla n yatang mas sisikat pa kahit n sino
ewan ko sandali,wag k ngang makulit
kung ayaw mo masipa sa mukha ng malupit
baka makatikim k ng sarzuela de kamao
na sinlisto endekato sa gulpihing dekontodo
talaga hndi nga,tatawa n ba ako
hindi porket koreano ka magaling k magtaekwando
wag kang mag-aangas sa lalaking may balbas
kami ang mga tipong na hndi umaatras
sandali lng wag muna kyong mag laban
bago kyo magsuntukan,ba’t di nyo muna pagusapan ang hndi maunawaan
cge na kiss na peace na please
ang bayad mo sa jeepney ay kulang p ng diyes
kung ayaw m mangyari ang nangyari sa iba matuto tyo kung paano magpakumbaba
wag natin kalimutan kung saan naggsimula..
Alam naman nating lahat na mahal namin ang isat’isa wlang iwanan sa parokya band sa parokya ni edgar band….
uhh…di ko alam kung pano tatapusin ang kanta kaya ganito nlng bigla nlng mawawala…..