DODGER
Consider yourself at home.
Consider yourself one of the family.
We’ve taken to you so strong.
It’s clear we’re going to get along.
Consider yourself well in
Consider yourself part of the furniture.
There isn’t a lot to spare.
Who cares?..What ever we’ve got we share!
If it should chance to be we should see some harder days
Empty larder days Why grouse?
Always a-chance we’ll meet Somebody To foot the bill
Then the drinks are on the house!
Consider yourself our mate.
We don’t want to have no fuss,
For after some consideration, we can state…
Consider yourself
One of us!
DODGER
Consider yourself…
OLIVER
At home?
DODGER
Consider yourself…
OLIVER
One of the family
DODGER
We’ve taken to you
OLIVER
So strong
OLIVER AND DODGER
It’s clear…we’re…Going to get along
DODGER
Consider yourself…
OLIVER
Well in!
DODGER
Consider yourself…
OLIVER
Part of the furniture
DODGER
There isn’t a lot
OLIVER
to spare
OLIVER AND DODGER
Who cares? Whatever we got we share
ALL
if it should chance to be we should see some harder days
Empty larder days Why grouse?
Always a-chance we’ll meet Somebody To foot the bill
Then the drinks are on the house!
Consider yourself our mate.
We don’t want to have no fuss,
For after some consideration, we can state…
Consider yourself
One of us!
nobody tries to be lah-de-dah or uppity
there’s a cup of tea for all
only it’s wise to be handy with a rolling pin
when the landlord comes to call!
if it should chance to be we should see some harder days
Empty larder days Why grouse?
Always a-chance we’ll meet Somebody To foot the bill
Then the drinks are on the house!
Consider yourself our mate.
We don’t want to have no fuss,
For after some consideration, we can state…
Consider yourself
One of us!
