ZIDLER
If life’s an awful bore,
And living’s just a chore
That you do ’cause death’s not much fun
I’ve just the antedote,
And though I mustn’t gloat,
And the Moulin Rouge you’ll have fun!
So scratch that little neggle
Give a little wiggle
You know that you can
Because we
Can Can-can!
Don’t say you can’t, can’t, can’t!
You know you can Can-can!
MEN
Here we are now,
Entertain us!
We feel stupid
And contagious!
ZIDLER
Got some dark desire?
Like to play with fire?
Why not let it rip?
Live a little bit!
We can Can-can!
Don’t say you can’t, can’t, can’t!
You know you can Can-can!
Outside it may be raining
But in here it’s entertaining!
If you like, like, like
To be free, free, free,
Moulin Rouge is the place to be!
Because we can Can-can!
Yes we can Can-can!
MEN
Here we are now,
Entertain us!
ZIDLER
Outside things may be tragic!
But in here we’re feeling magic!
…can Can-can!