Intro:
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Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do! We do!
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Who leaves Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? We do! We
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do! Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Guttenburg a star?
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We do! We do! Who robs cave fish of their sight? Who rigs every
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Oscar night? We do! We do!