Hey, if my money, I tell you
what I’d do.
I would go downtown,
buy a Mercury or two.
‘Cause I’m crazy about Mercury.
Cruise up and down this road,
up and down this road.
I’m goin to buy me a Mercury now.
Cruise up and down this road,
up and down this road.
Well, that gal I love,
I stole her from a friend.
Fool got lucky, stole her
back again,
because she knowed he had a Mercury.
Cruise up and down this road,
up and down this road.
Well she knowed he had a Mercury, and she
cruised up and down this road.
Hey now, mama,
where’d you stay last night?
Your hair’s all down,
your clothes don’t fit you right.
Had my money, I tell you
what I’d do
Go downtown and buy a
Mercury or two.
‘Cause I’m crazy ’bout a Mercury, now I’ll
cruise up and down this road,
up and down this road.
I’m going to buy me a Mercury, now I’ll
cruise up and down this road,
up and down this road.
I’m going to buy me a Mercury,
going to buy me a Mercury,
going to buy me a Mercury.
Cruise, cruise up and down this road,
Up and down this road.
I’m going to buy me a Mercury,
buy me a Mercury,
going to buy me a Mercury.
Cruise, cruise up and down this road,
Up and down this road.