[Secretary]Mr. Chandler, Mr. Ward’s here to see you.
[Tim Chandler]Hey MC!
[mc chris]Tim, Tim Chand-MC Chris in the house.
[Tim Chandler]Haha, yeah.
[mc chris]Tim Chandler, New Pop. How are you, sir?
[Tim Chandler]I’m good, how are you?
[mc chris]I’m great, sir. And you?
[Tim Chandler]Ha…ha…I’m good. Listen, have a seat.
[mc chris]Thank you, thank you very much. This is comfortable…
[Tim Chandler to Secretary]Thank you, Princess. You can go…
[Secretary]Oh..okay
[Tim Chandler]Ohhh. Let me start by thanking you for a second.
[mc chris]Okay…
[Tim Chandler]The album…I got the preorders in, they look great. The album sounds great.
[mc chris]Thanks a lot.
[Tim Chandler]You look like a million bucks.
[mc chris]Thank you, thank you very much.
[Tim Chandler]Uhhhhh…
[mc chris]What-what’s the matter, Mr Chandler? You look like…is something the matter?
[Tim Chandler]You don’t know what I’m going through. It’s becoming more and more appearant as the days tick by in my head that…that pop punk is dead…
[mc chris]What!?
[Tim Chandler]…and hip hop is the wave of the future.
[mc chris]Well…I guess it could be…I mean we don’t know for sure.
[Tim Chandler]These bands, they have nothing to sing about except how girls they loved and then the girls didn’t love them and they…mmmmmmm
[mc chris]Look c’mon that’s good music, Mr.
[Tim Chandler]Ugh…gimme a break.
[mc chris]Mr. Ch-
[Tim Chandler]Egghead’s got a song about how hot dogs taste good…I know hot dogs taste good!
[mc chris]I know you do, sir.
[Tim Chandler]I eat hot dogs!
[mc chris]I know, you have some on your desk…
[Tim Chandler]Ohhhh…Dirt Bike Annie, sure they got a woman in the band…but she’s married!
[mc chris]But, it’s a great ban-
[Tim Chandler]It’s a cock-tease band!
[mc chris]There my, there my friends, dude.
[Tim Chandler]They tease my cock.
[mc chris]Mr. Chandler…
[Tim Chandler]Listen up. You kid, you’re where it’s a cause you can actually have sex with women for christ’s sake.
[mc chris]Well…I do…
[Tim Chandler]That’s what I’m looking for, a man’s man.
[mc chris]Yeah…yeah, that’s who I am.
[Tim Chandler]Allllright…Get the fuck out of my office.
[mc chris]O…o…o…okay…Mr. Chandler…thanks for seeing me…
[Tim Chandler]Uh huh…
