Pickled baby’s in the jar. Two heads, four
Eyes — the doctor called him «joey». And
He poked him with a stick. The jokes were
Sick — but «Joey» smiled and turned around.
And doctor made a bow, said «Move in closer!»
«Joey» posed as cameras rolled. Rear view.
Wide angle. «Candlelight or full beam?» …
«Joey» made it to the small screen, and he
Holds a staring role. He plays a doll
Stashed in a fish tank — and he’d love to
Thank the public for his Oscar. [«Thank you, folks.»]
