You never know
When it says you gotta go
Hellfudge
To them cheap motels down in Baton Rouge
Hellfudge
Roll down the window of the limousine
Hellfudge
I’ll pay you 15 bucks if you perform for me
(No more)
Hellfudge
I ain’t givin’ you one penny more
Gotta buy another TV station for the Lord
Hellfudge
Can you imagine what it’s like
To have to flash and pose
Hellfudge
While a fat TV preacher
Sits and beats off in front of you…
Hellfudge
Same one who’s so upset
With anti-smut crusades (fancy that)
Hellfudge
Oh, Lord,
Someone let the air out of my tires
Hellfudge
I’m stuck — with my pants down
Red-handed in sin
But with money like mine
The Lord always forgives — me
When I’m dictator
You will ALL
Be under the thumb of Jeezus
The law of the Bible
Is the law of the land
Executions for witchcraft
Televised live at five
All rocn and roll is pornography
And that mixed coed swimming — PHOOEY!
I tell ya
It promotes problems of the flesh
Problems of the flesh
The flesh
The flesh
The flesh
I can’t stand it anymore
My fundamentalist army’s
Crackin’ down full swirl
Hellfudge
Polyester suit nazis
Will control the world
Hellfudge
If you think Khomeni
Is a step back in time
Hellfudge
Just wait til I decide
What you read and who dies
Hellfudge
You think we’re finished
Boy, you must be queer
We get a little stronger
Every year
When I bilk your money
I’m moral, man
But I got a little problem
I just can’t say no
To that Hellfudge
So take off them clothes
Slowly, now, slowly
And twitch your little flounder just like that
Yeahhh… Just like they do
In all the smut rags I pretend to hate so much
Bite down real hard
Smile…SLUT!
I own you…Look humiliated, try to cry
I despise you so much I hate myself
Mmmmmmmmmm
Tastes almost as good
As one of them green bubble gum cigars
Yeah! Hellfudge
There’s a whole lotta shakin’ goin’ on in here
But don’t tell my cousin, OK?
Yeahhhh!
Great Balls o’ Fire!
Hellfudge!