Weґre on a mission from Rod..
Life in the city living in L.A.
Is a long way from Huddersfield town
The back of the Rainbowґs a long way from heaven
But thatґs where he get his pork pie
Limos and ladies theyґre driving him crazy
Rugby and cricketґs unknown
Baseball and football theyґre making him lazy
Your fan club says «Rodney comeґome»
The Sheriff of Huddersfield
Locked in his castle
Looked down on the Hollywood Hills
The Sheriff of Huddersfield
Locked in his castle
Youґre our own Hot Rod on wheels
A good game of arrows a few dozen barrels
The Nautilus rusts in the yard
For Yorkshire heґs yearning but because heґs earning
Heґll always live in L.A.
A custom made wallet that stays in his pocket
And never comes out to pay bills
Heґs winning at poker and playing the Joker
And always cheats when he deals
Hello, let me introduce myself
My nameґs Rodney
Iґm immensely strong
When I were a lad
I could lift up
Five navies on the end of a shovel
The reason I never took up martial arts
Is because I was fearsome
And probably
Kill everybody
That I came into contact with
I was phenomenally strong
Pride and ego
My lads,
Pride and ego
Is what makes the world rotate,
And everybody knows that
The centre of the Universe is Huddersfield
Thatґs why I donґt live there anymore
I live in Los Angeles
Itґs great!… I think
Rufus the red has a crane by his bed
To wrench himself up in the mornґ
But if you dare to tread at the foot of his bed
Youґll wish youґd never been born
A bear with a sore head we donґt mean your forehead
He slumbers for most of the day
Wide eyed and legless baked beans for breakfast
Your problem Rodney is L.A.
