Once I woke up mild mannered and shy
Passed in the pub and I didn’t know why
Made a sharp turn and I hooked a bee-line
For the tender minute mender
Bad news sender liquor vendor
After twice his normal dose
He thought he’d go make the most
In mid-stride of a vague adventure
Hangin’ from a stranger’s tenth floor balcony
It wasn’t me
It must have been my evil
My evil twin
It wasn’t me
It must have been
My evil
My evil twin
Push came to shove and the stranger
Decided she could fly
Saw you in a cornfield two days
Later with a scarecrow in old cobb
It wasn’t me
It must have been my evil
My evil twin
It wasn’t me
It must have been
My evil
My evil twin
And I’m not capable
Of that kind of sin
And I’m not capable
Of that kind of death wishin’
It wasn’t me
It must have been my evil
My evil twin
It wasn’t me
It must have been
My evil
My evil twin
