You say either and I say either
You say neither I say neither
Either either, neither neither
Let’s call the whole thing off
You say potato I say patattah
You say tomato I say creole tomatah
Let’s call the whole thing off
Oh, if we call the whole thing off
Then we must part and
Oh, if we ever part
That would break my heart
I say ursta you say oyster
I’m not gonna stop eatin urstas
Just cause you say oysters,
Let’s call the whole thing off
I say pajamas you say pajamas
Sugar, what’s the problem?
For we know we need each other so
We’d better call the calling off off
Oh let’s call it off, oh let’s call it off
Oh let’s call it off, baby let’s call it off
Sugar why don’t we call it off,
I’m talking baby why call it off
Let’s call the whole thing off