I get up in the morning
Turn on the radio
Got to listen to the news
Can’t find the rock and roll
I hear the news guy say there’s going to be a war tonight
Nobody’s sure who started the fight
Both sides are wrong
Both sides are right
Getting hard to find
Some good clean fun …
Turn off the radio
Had enough of the news
Don’t feel like work
Developing a case of the blues I make up my mind
I’m going to take a little holiday
Call up the boss said I won’t be comin’ in today
Well, he says he was planning to blow me off anyway
Getting hard to find
Some good clean fun …
I pick up the telephone and call a lady friend
Said it was good last week
Maybe we could do it again
She said I’m glad you called
I’ve been trying to get a hold of you
My doctor told me to call you
But I couldn’t get through
You see I got a little somethin’ and the other night I gave it to you
Getting hard to find
Some good clean fun …
