I sit in my flat watch the late night news
’bout troubles with turks and troubles with jews
gallons of beer stream into my mouth
they’ve shot a prime minister
somewhere down south
murder in the east and murder in the west
the girl on page 3 got an oversized chest
germany’s united and Fergi’s got a new dress
and the man in the tele says it’s blue
I should have known better
but no one told me
I’m not interested in the political scenes
just when they raise my taxes
cause I know what it means
but how can they say that there’s
not enough to eat
look in my fridge it’s filled with meat
cut the womens liberation
cut the womens education
one iron lady was enough for this nation
might be that I don’t know what I’m saying here
but I’m just interested in tele and beer
I should have known better
but no one told me
I want it all
I want it now