Slip and stumble, trip and fall
Down the stairs and into the wall
Down the hallway, onto the floor
Into the closet, right out the door
Down the street, into the park
Round and ’round ’til it gets dark
Out of the city, up through the trees
Onto the beach and into the sea
When it’s quiet and you’ve gone out
Into your room I look about
Into your closet and all through your drawers
I’ll try on things I adore
Over my head, onto my hips
I don’t care it it don’t fit
I don’t mind if it takes all night
(Do you like to shave your legs? I like to shave my legs. Why? It feels so good.)
Into the sea…