I walk all around the house in nothing but a shirt
I’m not embarrassed to go out,
it wouldn’t be the first
I’ve looked underneath everything
the place is such a mess
there’s stuff to do, I must go out,
it’s probably for the best
I couldn’t find my pants today
I think it’s probably better that way
I used to dream I was at school
and running with no pants
that nightmare has become my dream,
it’s difficult to grasp
even though I must avoid a visit from the cops
there’s nothing I like better than to walk up to the shops
I couldn’t find my pants today
I think it’s probably better that way
I walk all around the house in nothing but a shirt