May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We’re gonna have a problem here
Y’all act like ya never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
And started whooping her ass worse than before
They first were divorce, throwin’ her over furniture
It’s the return of the…
«Ah, wait, no way, you’re kidding, he just didn’t say what I think he did, did
He?»
And Dr. Dre said…
Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre’s dead, he’s locked in my basement!
Feminist women love Eminem
Slim Shady, I’m sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what
Flipping the you-know-who, yeah, but he’s so cute though»
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But the worse is what’s going on in your parents’ bedroom
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can’t
But it’s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
«My mama’s on your lips, my mama’s on your lips»
And if I’m lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that’s the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman’s clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don’t they?
«We ain’t nothing but mammals»
Well, some of us cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the anecdote
Women wave your panty-hoes, sing the chorus and it goes
Chorus:
I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up
Cuz I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up?