(Verse)
A E
I don’t believe this we’ve been friends for so long
F#M
It’s so hard to see
D
That you did this to me
A E
You came round asking just to mow the garden
F#M
You’re a clever guy
D
‘Cos you did it for free — It’s funny
F#M E D (silent)
You think I don’t already know
(Chorus)
A E
What if I, told you
F#M D
I’m watching you
A E
I’ve seen you two at the movies
F#M D (silent)
And alone in my jacuzzi’s
A E
You’re screwed
F#M D
And I’m done with you
A E
Stay well clear and leave my mum alone
F#M D
leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone
(Verse)
A E
I came home and your car was in the front yard
F#M D
I went to see, what the f**k was going on — only
A E
I didn’t ever think things could be so wrong
F#M D
You unzipped your flies, and now I can’t believe my eyes
F#M E D (silent)
You think I don’t already know
(Chorus)
A E
What if I, told you
F#M D
I’m watching you
A E
I’ve seen you two at the movies
F#M D (silent)
And alone in my jacuzzi’s
A E
You’re screwed
F#M D
And I’m done with you
A E
Stay well clear and leave my mum alone
F#M D
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone
(Bridge)
A E
You did it to Steven and Ethan
F#M D
Joey and Nathan
A E
Josie and David
F#M D
Peter, John and Mike
A E
Alison, Alistair, Monica McKalister
F#M D
Madison, Harrison, and the guy from Travison’s
F#M E D (silent)
If so they don’t already know
(Chorus)
A E
What if I, told you
F#M D
They all hate you
A E
I don’t care about the movies
F#M D
Or you two in my jacuzzi’s
A E
You’re screwed
F#M D
And I’m done with you
A E
Stay well clear and leave my mum alone
F#M D
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone
Repeat chorus once