Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to
The most popular B.M.F. concert
Tonight, twinkling his ivories and playing keyboards
Is Rory «Mr. Casio» Mitchell
And on the flaming aqua-blue guitar
Is Sonya’s Gil Beck, the sewer’s friend
Enjoy the show
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Beating the largest instrument, and skin
Is J-Yawn Bi-di-bi-di…..that Ukrainian kid
And on the four-stringed thing that nobody likes
Is Col «Sodhed» «Mr. Colin» «Clo» Reid
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And finally tonight, on the screaming
Is me: Mister Asshole
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THE END