Verse 1:
Cmaj7 Gm7
I know a girl who thinks of ghosts
Cmaj7 Gm7
She’ll make you breakfast, she’ll make you toast
Fmaj9 Fm9add6 Em7 A7b6
But she don’t use butter, she don’t use cheese
Dm7 Fm/Ab
She don’t use jelly or any of these
Chorus 1:
Cmaj7 . . . Gm7 . . . F . . . Fm . . .
She uses Va — ss — e — line
Cmaj7 . . . Gm7 . . . F . . . Fm . . .
Va — ss — e – line
Link:
[Em7 – A9 – Dm7 – G9 — Em7 – A9 – Dm7 – F – Fm9add6]
Verse 2:
Cmaj7 Gm7
I know a guy who goes to shows
Cmaj7 Gm7
When he’s at home and he blows his nose
Fmaj9 Fm9add6 Em7 A7b6
He don’t use tissues or his sleeve
Dm7 Fm/Ab
He don’t use napkins or any of these
Chorus 2:
Cmaj7 . . . Gm7 . . . F . . . Fm . . .
He uses ma — ga — zines
Cmaj7 . . . Gm7 . . . F . . . Fm . . .
Ma — ga — zines,
Link:
[Em7 – A9 – Dm7 – G9 — Em7 – A9 – Dm7 – F – Fm9add6]
Verse 3:
Cmaj7 Gm7
I know a girl who reminds me of Cher
Cmaj7 Gm7
She’s always changing the color of her hair
Fmaj9 Fm9add6 Em7 A7b6
She don’t use nothing you buy at the store
Bbmaj9 Bm7 D/E
She likes her hair to be real orange
Chorus 3:
Amaj7 . . . Em7 . . . D . . . Dm . . .
She uses ta — n – ger-ines
Amaj7 . . . Em7 . . . D . . . Dm . . .
Ta — n – ger – ines
Cmaj7 . . . Gm7 . . . F . . . Fm . . .
Ta — n – ger — ines
Cmaj7 . . . Gm7 . . . F . . . Fm . . .
Ta — n – ger – ines
Outro: Cmaj7 . . . Gm7 . . .